the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Quick, to the slutcave!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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