Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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