Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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