Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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