i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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