you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
