he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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