My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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