I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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