It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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