So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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