quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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