am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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