I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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