The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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