Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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