I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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