i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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