I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
cat food counts as protein by the way
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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