can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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