better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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