Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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