one two three fourrrrnication!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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