Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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