At least make sure they are 18
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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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