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he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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