i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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