O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
