Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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