Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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