fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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