There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize