How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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