I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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