So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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