I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
