Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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