I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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