This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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