But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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