I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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