i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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