brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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