I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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