i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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