just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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