but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
wow bdsm is so cute
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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