if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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