their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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