I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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