your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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