high people should be assigned attendants
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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