I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
its not stalking. its research.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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